Smells like Thek

Today I was at the UCLA gym. I only go to the gym to use the elliptical machine because I feel like every other machine at the gym is pointless. I mean i can just walk, I don't need no fancy treadmill...

but I digress, so I was at the gym, minding my own business elliptical-ing away and a man decided that he would work out on the elliptical machine right next to me. Mind you there were about 6 other ellpitical machines available. I payed this man no attention...until I started to smell something foul.

Yes, this man decided it would be beneficial to not wear deoderant and have a rigorous workout. This man smelled like rotten cauliflower drizzled with moldy water. This horrendous smell got me thinking about one of my favorite artists.

Paul Thek

You ask why: Paul Thek's work reminds you of something dirty and disgusting, his meat pieces, crazy exhibitions with birds and hanging body parts....

so than I thought if I love an artist who creates pieces that are intentionally gross looking and I'm just going to assume that his pieces were at once smelly, than I should think of this stinky man as a creator like Paul Thek.

Paul Thek

I havent blogged in a while and now that I am on summer break, I thought it would be a perfect time to start blogging again. I don't really have a summer break, because I'm an extremely "motivated" student and decided I would take summer school. I know I know, summer school.... Okay its really not as bad as you would think, probably because I love what I'm studying

So to get to the point of this post. My first day of Modern Latin American art and I think I have found my true calling. Everyone knows artists like Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo but there is SO much more. If you are my friend, than you know that I'm not the biggest fan of modern photography BUT today I discovered, or my professor helped me discover Manuel Alvarez Bravo.

So this one is by far my favorite. Manuel Alvarez Bravo is a Mexican phtographer and was working in a time of civil unrest in Mexico. The title of this photograph "Striking worker, assasinated" tells you all you need to know. Minutes before this photograph was taken, Mr. Bravo spoke to this man, a teacher, about a workers strike. Minutes later he was murdered.

Look at Bravo photography, it is actually good

Today, I am confused...and what confuses me so are relationships between older women and younger men. Not going to lie maybe a year younger or if he's worth it I could go up to 3 years younger, but I am confused about these like 15 year differences. Here are some couples that are currently confusing me.....

Ok she's hot but really ashton, I'm sure there is someone near your age that is hot like Demi, and you know that as much botox as they have in the world, her face will eventually sag so much it will drag across the floor.

Aaron Johnson and his finacee Sam Taylor Wood. Aaron is 19 years of age and Sam is 43, YES, this is true. They worked on a movie together 2 years ago and I am almost positive that 41 year old Sam and 17 year old Aaron totally got it on. Maybe some guys are just attracted to sagging tits and being able to yell out "mom" mid orgasm. She is old enough to be his mom, and he's hot so WTF

I Think These Men Are Attractive

Not going to lie, I'm even confused as to why I find him so darn sexy

as nerdy as he is, I feel like if he asked I would not say no

Jeff Goldblum

Brilliant Paul Thek

I can picture him whispering sweet French nothings,

Mathieu Kassovits


I would make the best boyfriend and I have a maple leaf tatoo


Jay Baruchel

Drug addicted

Robert Downey Jr.

Grit smoking badass

Shia Labeouf

I can play an ass hole king and still make women want to take their clothes off,

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Graduated from UCLA hotness,

James Franco

No words can describe the beauty of

Gael Garcia Bernal

Johnny Cash

I obviously have a thing for grit smoking actors,

Johnny Depp

A real quirky man

Nicholas Cage

The only man who can dive into a toilet full of shit and come out sexy the other end

Ewan McGregor

No clue what to do

DOWN

Kind of weird

Probably the reason why i would'nt

Today I'm going to take the route of frustration with my blog. Who knew that art history could breed such ridiculous characters. Yes, I'm talking about you scene hipster kids who study art history because there not talented enough to be artists but still want to be a part of the artistic world. That's fine, I love the artistic world, but please stop dressing like you went through my grandmother's trash. Making yourself look pretentious is not a way to make yourself look more artsy.

If you don't have a prescription use for glasses, then YOU DON'T NEED THEM! What happened to the days of using glasses for the purpose of seeing?

Yes this is the random girl from twilight, raking in on her 15 minutes of fame. No your horrendous style will not help you with your tanking acting career.

Thank you hipsters for making Joe Jonas, think he is cool. Deep v-neck shirt and vest with his rayban glasses...might as well move to Toluca Lake now Joe Jonas.

Who do I blame for this sudden resurgence of not showering, and dressing like a sexy grandpa...Robert fuck me now Pattinson. Yes I will give it to him, he's one gorgeous hunk of meet, but attention males not all of you guys are Robert Pattinson...hence stop trying to dress like him. If you can rock the ray bans go for it, but please dont strap on those doc martins and gor prancing around town, because you saw Rob kissing face with K-Stew while wearing them.

What used to be

This is what Mickey Rourke looked like before he fugged up his face with male plastic surgery. Mickey come back to us in your old drug addicted glory.

I know that people have wanted to talk about this, but they are just way to embrassed to admit to the fact that they actually drove their asses to the movie theatre to see this movie. I myself am not embrassed to admit to spending $11.50 to see Dear John. Being overly typical, I went to see this romantic movie on Valentine's Day. WHAT THE HELL I was expecting to sit for 2 hours and cry my eyes out, well I did cry because I laughed so hard. Who knew that Hollywood could actually churn out such a shiteous movie. I know I know, it looks completely lame and typical, but typical would have been an actual plot line with people interacting. I watched 2 hours of boy stroking girl's hair and kissing her forehead. I read somehwere that the ending of th emovie was actually different, but test audiences didn't like it, so they went with something else. THAT WAS THE NEW AND BETTER ENDING? I can not even fathom how horrendous that other ending may have been. I wanted to live through a fantastical romance but all I got was some crappy acting with a below-par plot. Don't see this movie, rent the Notebook instead and cry yourself to sleep.

Nonsense

I'm going to start this blog off with one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite books.....

"All living creatures therefore endeavor to distance themselves from the earth by growing-that is, they grow away from it and not, for instance, into it; which is why their most valuable parts are lifted heavenwards: the ears of grain, the blossoms of flowers, the head of man; and therefore, as they begin to bend and buckle back toward the earth in old age, they will inevtiably fall victim to the lethal gas, into which they are in turn finally changed once they have decomposed after death"