Today I'm going to take the route of frustration with my blog. Who knew that art history could breed such ridiculous characters. Yes, I'm talking about you scene hipster kids who study art history because there not talented enough to be artists but still want to be a part of the artistic world. That's fine, I love the artistic world, but please stop dressing like you went through my grandmother's trash. Making yourself look pretentious is not a way to make yourself look more artsy.

If you don't have a prescription use for glasses, then YOU DON'T NEED THEM! What happened to the days of using glasses for the purpose of seeing?

Yes this is the random girl from twilight, raking in on her 15 minutes of fame. No your horrendous style will not help you with your tanking acting career.

Thank you hipsters for making Joe Jonas, think he is cool. Deep v-neck shirt and vest with his rayban glasses...might as well move to Toluca Lake now Joe Jonas.

Who do I blame for this sudden resurgence of not showering, and dressing like a sexy grandpa...Robert fuck me now Pattinson. Yes I will give it to him, he's one gorgeous hunk of meet, but attention males not all of you guys are Robert Pattinson...hence stop trying to dress like him. If you can rock the ray bans go for it, but please dont strap on those doc martins and gor prancing around town, because you saw Rob kissing face with K-Stew while wearing them.

What used to be

This is what Mickey Rourke looked like before he fugged up his face with male plastic surgery. Mickey come back to us in your old drug addicted glory.

I know that people have wanted to talk about this, but they are just way to embrassed to admit to the fact that they actually drove their asses to the movie theatre to see this movie. I myself am not embrassed to admit to spending $11.50 to see Dear John. Being overly typical, I went to see this romantic movie on Valentine's Day. WHAT THE HELL I was expecting to sit for 2 hours and cry my eyes out, well I did cry because I laughed so hard. Who knew that Hollywood could actually churn out such a shiteous movie. I know I know, it looks completely lame and typical, but typical would have been an actual plot line with people interacting. I watched 2 hours of boy stroking girl's hair and kissing her forehead. I read somehwere that the ending of th emovie was actually different, but test audiences didn't like it, so they went with something else. THAT WAS THE NEW AND BETTER ENDING? I can not even fathom how horrendous that other ending may have been. I wanted to live through a fantastical romance but all I got was some crappy acting with a below-par plot. Don't see this movie, rent the Notebook instead and cry yourself to sleep.

Nonsense

I'm going to start this blog off with one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite books.....

"All living creatures therefore endeavor to distance themselves from the earth by growing-that is, they grow away from it and not, for instance, into it; which is why their most valuable parts are lifted heavenwards: the ears of grain, the blossoms of flowers, the head of man; and therefore, as they begin to bend and buckle back toward the earth in old age, they will inevtiably fall victim to the lethal gas, into which they are in turn finally changed once they have decomposed after death"